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I once asked a girl out and invited her to come let me take her
out.
I asked her to come alone, and she promised she will. But
instead she appeared with her best friend so that i won't take
her home and had sex with her
Anyway i was okay with that, but i did something to teach her
a lesson.
1)I welcomed her warmly and she introduce her friend to me
bla bla bla, but i was more warm to her friend, I admire
everything about her even up to her hairy skin.
I praise her makeup and did everything to flatter her, which i
never did to my date. I think my date was beginning to notice
that things were changing.
2)When we enter my car, I told my date to take the back seat
and her friend to take the front seat, so i can get to know her
better.
Me and her friend were discussing and laughing on our way to
the restaurant while she was sitting at the back seat frustrated.
3)When we get to the restaurant, I choose to open the car
door for her friend but i didn't for my date
she was no longer smiling but i pretended not to notice. her
friend was feeling very much at home.
4)I secured a table for the three of us, I held the chair for her
friend, but i didn't do it for my date.
when the waiter came to take our orders, I was more
concerned with what her friend wants, but i didn't care
whatever my date wants. She was now beginning to regret
taking her friend along.
5)During the meal i struck a conversation between my date's
friend and learn more about her life, and also shared mine with
her,
I always look deep into her eyes and admired every little thing
about her, like her smile, the way she plays shy, her hairstyle
and other things which i didn't do a single one for my date.
I didn't notice her drink had finished until her friend's drink
was finished, My date has already lost her appetite.
6)When my date tries to chip into our discussion i will politely
cut her short and focused on her friend instead
Infact i focused on her friend very much that i barely noticed
she was even there
7)When we were through with the food i payed for it, then I
ordered wine and ask for her friend's favorite, I poured the wine
for my date's friend but allowed my date to pour it for herself,
then i took out a serviette and wouldn't allow any stray drop of
wine on her friend's lips.
Her friend was busy enjoining herself while my date is totally
disappointed.
The killer part was when her friend offered her contact so she
could visit me alone sometimes that i am too much of a nice
guy to have around, the type she always wanted but haven't
see for years, but i politely turn her request down but
promised her when next she comes with her friend again i will
take her to my home to know my place.
That was too much for my date to bear so she stood up and
said she wanted to go home and that she wants to go with her
friend. Her friend was like" if you want to go you can go, we
haven't finished with our discussion, I will join you later" But
she insisted that she is going with her friend for peace to
reign, I urged her friend to go with her, she got up and exited
the restaurant, after paying the bills, I offered to drop them off,
my date said no, but her friend insisted she like my car.
My date ran to take the front seat, but i politely banished her
to the back and her friend took the front seat, we resume the
conversation we left off, my date almost bursting into tears
but i pretended not to notice.
her friend was rather reluctant i drop them off, She requested
to get my contact info again, but i politely turned it down. I
gave her 5k for recharge card and transportation, but i didn't
give my date a single dime.
I bid them goodbye and laugh all the way home.
What i spent was even lower than i expected to spend that
day.
Next time i invited my date to come over with some of her
friends and let's have dinner together, The idiot came alone.....
