My kid brother came to me for money. His wallet was lying carelessly on the couch while he went into the toilet. I took advantage of that to investigate if his bankrupt tales were true. When I unzipped his wallet, I found a dirty 100 naira note and surprisingly, a condom.
Fear gripped me.
He is 17 and already moving about with a condom...and probably having more sex than our parents.
I was dreading a confrontation. The thought of discussing sex with the small rat I once used to pack his poo pained me eh.
“What are you doing with this…this thing?’’ I asked, flinging the condom at him as soon as he came out.
'Thing' cause I couldn’t desecrate my tongue to say the word [CONDOM] to a little boy.
He smiled mischievously and told me he is a BIGBOY.
‘’Apparently, you are broke because you have been spending all your money on condoms. If you are that much of a big boy you should stop coming to me for 1k! In short, if you need money, go and sell your condoms.’
’ I said and stormed out of the room.
Later that night, the queen could not sleep. Each time I closed my eyes, an image of an aggressive old woman having sex with my brother tormented me.
I want to tell her to please take it easy on my brother but it's only an imagination.
The following morning, I narrated the incident to a couple of friends. Five guys among the eight I spoke to told me unlike we ladies, It is perfectly healthy for a guy to have an active sexual life at a young age. If he doesn’t, an accumulation of the spermatozoa abi Fluid would lead to complications for him in future.
“Each time a guy goes for as long as six months or more without releasing that stuff by 'hook or crook', he would end up nauseous and unstable.” My neighbor had said.
Imagine!
Humans will give any excuse just to commit fornication. This was one of the most outrageous excuse and downright silly thing I have ever heard but what do I know? Who am I to judge sef? AfteralI I don’t have a joystick... I'm just pissed my little brother may be having sex as I type this. Does this contradict the saying that God can never give you beyond what you can’t handle?.
Reason I am throwing this question to all joystick owners in the house. What is the worst that could happen from staying celibate till marriage?
Please answer me o.
Ladies with any idea can answer too
:)
31 Aug 2015 | 07:11
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Still tinking n observing.. get bck 2 u lera. buh den, ah still tink der aint any justified reason 4 stayin put till marriage n dx goz to both d males n females..
31 Aug 2015 | 07:28
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Cuming back wen dia z mur comment
31 Aug 2015 | 07:56
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well, i think it's not a bad idea to have s#x once in a while, it's gud for our health
31 Aug 2015 | 07:56
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hmmm.... am speechless. som1 once told me something similar to this
31 Aug 2015 | 08:57
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still thinking on it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,but for me i can still without sex for ever
31 Aug 2015 | 09:04
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Hmmm... joystick owners.
I've told my wifey @tenniebenson abt dis b4.....
So,,,, i'd let her speak 4 me
31 Aug 2015 | 09:26
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Omo see gobe all joy stick owner (hhahahahahha)lough one kill me here oo ..well for de matter i have no clue about if u did nt have sex u will develop a prb but to have sex is normal .....@vict-vames u still de go near my frd property abi
31 Aug 2015 | 11:02
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Let go back to the olden days wen it a tradition u must be a virgin bf gettin married(both wife nd husband)
I dont hear or tink of any repacution cux if dia z our forepapa no go encourage u keep urself till mariage
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But damn it dix z 21th century 1month of nt gettin laid my peepz go knw I no well(let say once u taste it u become adicted in a way).But I havnt had of any medical problm of nt havin sex regulaly sha
31 Aug 2015 | 11:20
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Still thinking
31 Aug 2015 | 12:54
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NOTHING will happen to you if you decide not to have it forever. Those who waited till marriage they gave birth now and they performed well. Sincere Reverend fathers who never had sex before didn't have any medical problems so if you decide not to have it you gonna be fine all the way. No spermatozoa will store itself somewhere. Nature has made it in such a way that it releases itself just like a female having menstruation.
31 Aug 2015 | 14:56
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I dnt knw what to comment pls
31 Aug 2015 | 16:29
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It's obvious, going without sex b4 marriage is gud, but wan has to deal with masturbation too nd being addicted to porn materials... trust me, the devil might catch u loose in anoda door if u manage to swerve the first temptation... (sex)
31 Aug 2015 | 17:27
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Still thinking n observing...........@smily,true talk,nothing will happen if you decide to stay away from sex
31 Aug 2015 | 17:30
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Have heard of thiz b4 i mean spermatozoa or watever they call it.
One of my friends once told me it happens to one of hiz mate back then when he was stil in secondary school at akure.
He said the guy fell down that day ad start shaking like someone that is suffering from epilepsy...he was latter rushed to hospital 4 treatment when the doctor told them they should called hiz girl friend that having sex is the only solution buh dew to the fact that hiz father is a pastor a founder of a church, he wazn't allowed to date...they heard to call his sister that as already married to help him out ....in short the boy had sex wit hiz biological sister b4 he could be heal that day... @skookum thoz days u were talking about tell me doze anytin like HIV or AIDS exit back then... Waz their any sickness called EBOLA back then...the tin iz...thinz have change nw, thinz are no more like the olding dayz imaging woman of nowadays having menopause at the age of 37 ... @smily didn't u heard about one pop lik that (4gotten hiz name). they said he suffered a sickness also i don't jux no ma b it's spermatozoa o...buh they had to pack all hiz sparm out by operation b4 he could get him self....am nt saying it's a gud tin 2 b having sex anyhow o...wah am trying to say is... i think spermatozoa truly exit.
31 Aug 2015 | 18:02
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I came, i saw, I conquered,.........
catastrophic problem......
Abstain and be faithful
31 Aug 2015 | 18:02
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@Emmyrexx dat one nah for which level....... so his father support the motion of him sleeping with his biological sister..... what are brothels meant for..... Free me jawe
31 Aug 2015 | 18:07
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TGISV ..Thank God I'm Still A Virgin ..ionno wot u guyz talkin abau hmmm ??
31 Aug 2015 | 18:28
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well I shall comment, not having sex can bring future implication for guys bcus dey don't menstruate but DAT doesn't give u d chance to do it at DAT age of 17
31 Aug 2015 | 18:51
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@Ibrams
I don't knw 4 dem o...buh so i heard sha.
31 Aug 2015 | 19:25
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since some re sayin dat is gud for d health,den y did God condemn it in d first place?.did Jesus suffer any problem resulting frm abstinence frm sex?.lets nt deceive ourselves, u can still abstain urself frm sex eventho u can hardly find those doin it nw. Am aiint a saint tho...........
1 Sep 2015 | 03:35
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M here n Shout out to alla'em here!! *clears throat*
@ibrams . My nigg. U avn't dropped ur pov!
1 Sep 2015 | 06:14
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Sometimes it normally lead 2 stomach pain 4 me but after 2days of d pain i feel relief again. But i dont knw 4 some other guys oooooooooooooooooooooo
1 Sep 2015 | 08:08
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Well... This tin no kuku concern me... Na @Vict-Vames wey mention me go make me talk.. (u no go kuku put me 4 trouble ehn).... Well u gat no prob i'm alwyz here 4 u... Even though it was hard on u when i avn't accepted... But we re married nw bah? So no quamz.... U gat no P with Spermatozoa
1 Sep 2015 | 12:05
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Nw let me talk.... *clears throat* ...
I think d guyz re only lookn 4 a way to av sex.... Doz dat waited till dey got married re also human beings... A real Christian brother (mark my wrd o.. REAL) will abstain 4rm sex till when d tym is ryt..nd dat dsnt stop him 4rm reproducing... Anyway..its not my biz..cos i dnt av joystick... Nd any guy dat tells me he is aving one spermatozoa problem nd i shld help him has entered one chance... Spermatozoa ko Semengozoa ni... Let d gals dat re into it help dem out... Ko kan aye mehn!
1 Sep 2015 | 12:10
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Humm Tho Its Good To Av Sex Cos Is Good To De health Buh A Boy Of 17 Dats Bad... Buh To Me Bad Ppl corrupt gd ppl so its depends on de friend he is kpin stayin away frm sex til u gt marriage is nt bad a real man(good christian) who knws wat hes doin wil stay away frm s*x
1 Sep 2015 | 14:59
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Having sex be4 marriage is nt bibilical
Taking 4 instance my Ex-boyfrnd he can nt date without sex so i quit the relationship cos i can't do anything dat will make go against the will of God
Am less concern about the issue of spermatoza
What i knw is dat if u vow to God to abtain 4rm sex till on ur wedding day ntin will happen to u(either guy or gal)
1 Sep 2015 | 15:08
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nothing goes wrong
1 Sep 2015 | 15:31
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@konphido baba miii hw u nah
sincerely I have never heard of anything about this,it has never happened to me or to somone close to me.........
Abstain and be Faithful..... like me
1 Sep 2015 | 17:47
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Hmmm joystick owners ideed, that's funny. My dear if there could be noting wrong for all hole owners for keepin their virginity then same to the joystick owners.
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