JOKE OF THE DAY!!!
Long time ago there was a
program going on in our church
titled "love feast" This is a
program where by,you will buy a
gift, wrap and package it,
another person will buy his or
her own gift,rap and package
it,then we will all gather in the
church and exchange
the gifts. I was damn broke,no
job,so,i don't have much money
with me and i don't want to miss
the program because,i must gain
a nice gift from someone. So I
decided to buy anything,i went
and bought garri,you know that
garri use to be heavy and very
cheap then,so I package the garri
in form of television,I bought a
carton of television, put the garri
inside and support it with a
heavy stone, then I packaged it,
and it gave me a shape of
television. So when I arrived at
the church, people where
dragging to seat with me
because they want to exchange
their own gift with mine. (Una
don die today) I said in my mind"
Finally a girl who also brought
her own gift sat near me, her gift
has the shape of a fridge,I don't
know what is inside but I believe
is a nice gift. ( I don
hammer" I said in my mind) So
when it got to the time of
exchanging of gifts, me and the
girl both exchanged our gifts,
she smiled and collected my own
gift that contains garri and stone
but in shape of television. I
collected her own gift, it was
heavy like a
fridge, I ran home quickly before
the girl will change her mind.
When I got home,I lock my door
and windows,very happy that I
have cheated the girl and
collected her nice gift,though,in
my mind i begged God for
forgiveness because I don't have
much
money. When I opened the gift,
behold! I saw two bags of sand
with two heavy stones bigger
than the stone I put inside my
own gift, when I opened the bag
of sand I saw a written letter,
which reads:.."I saw you
yesterday when you are
packaging your own garri and
stone, you think you are wise"I
just fainted!!!
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happy weekend friends
