Africa boyfriends are like Africa presidents ,the next one is more worse than the current one ,my sister stay where you are
2.Those of you that takes jokes serious, what is missing in your life?? Is it love,money or sense!!???
3. Stop dating last born plz , this people can wake up in de night to ask for their mother
4. Nothing hurts more than buying a new
Exercise book and getting zero on the first page.
5. My Neighbor's wife kept screaming every night, "HONEY U'RE KILLING ME"
I've reported the matter to the Police before person die
6. Guys won't realise that they need a new underwear until they are in New relationship
7. *No man is as humble like a man who is asking for a lady's number in public.*
*He will just be sounding low like a new generator*
8. *You're a very wasteful and miserable person if you request for receipts at the ATM.*
9. Nigerian restaurants will be hanging pictures of food dey can't cook
Lemme nor talk About barbers and tailors
10. I've decided not to watch India film again.... Could you believe a teacher caught a student with EXPO in the exam hall, then they started dancing.
11. *When u go out with your girlfriend who is taller than you, then u hear her friend saying mercy this your younger brother is so cute*
12. Nothing hurts like after downloading a 2.5gb file and you see unsupported file.. Don't worry just off your phone and go and cry.
13. I don't really like what am seeing in this platform, and i want to say it out to the hearing of every participant in this group now and this is the final time i will repeat it, i won't say it again NEVER,
That I play with people and also try to be friendly doesn't mean I don't know my age.
If this ever happens again I will quit this group for life. I am serious here and I can be very blunt at times u can ask people that knows me very well.
I don't hide my feelings at all as long u are not feeding me and my family. If I know something I say it out and don't keep it for any reason.
I am so surprised that u all know but just refused to say it out which is unfair on my part as an active member. Despite my participation in this group it's unfair na.
Let it be the last time things like dis will happen here pls.
i make friends but don't mind turning dem to enemies the next minute.
How on earth will you all know and not tell me that *Coconut and bread dey sweet like dis ?*
14. *When the driver takes an unfamiliar road..*
*We all remove our earphones to see properly!*
15. My bank called me this morning that I should come and close my account and buy a saving box!
16. Some babes re just too local .after eating on ur first date,instead of u you to use tookpick,u re busy doing "mxcii mxcii mxcii"
Ur mumu is TUFIAKWA BLUE
I no feel fine oh
17. *I have told my shadows to stop following me, and go and hustle outside Nigeria, we can’t be suffering together* .
18. I want to marry a beautiful sexy fair lady. That's how some men left their real wife and ended up with problem as wife.
19. Born Again Christian But You Only Talk To Men With Cars. My Sister Were You Baptized With Engine Oil.*
I guess the pastor was a mechanic.
20. if you relationship was a house project which level are you right now as for me oo I'm still struggling to get the land Sha.
21. Stop asking me my likes and dislikes, i like money and I dislike not having money. Don’t come and stress me dear.*
22. hmm u think say heartbreak dey pain? See let me tell you the truth, nothing pains like seeing light in other people's houses but una no get light. .
23. The brightness of the day has given me the opportunity to write you this letter...* Who else can remember this way back in *Primary and J.S.S?*
24. Keeping Ur marriage and relationship away from the public and media is the best thing one can do, I'm a living witness. The moment people realise that I was dating chioma before she met davido, they'll start hating and calling me a liar...
25. If I say "Text me when you get home" and you decide to call instead, you will keep on calling until you understand English.*
My people, is that classified as wickedness?
