A guy and his girlfriend wanted to commit
suicide on the top of a 10 storey building so
that God can officiate their wedding in heaven.
The plan was to jump off the building at the
same time at the count of three. So after the
count, the guy jumped off but the girl didn't
jump. She looked back and said, "Though love
is blind, I'm not blind."
She then walked away. As the guy got to the
air, he opened his parachute and said,
"Though I'm madly in love, but not mad to die
for love."
Who's deceiving who?