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HELP ME OOOOOOO

HELP ME OOOOOOO

By wyse-one in 17 Nov 2015 | 13:50
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So my mum joined facebook last last week
and this evening
she started complaining to me, she said:
"Nne this
facebook registration dey chop money oh"
"mummy I no
understand... how?" asked. She sighed and
said: "Since wey
I tell victory your sister to register me for
facebook, na so-so
money I dey spend"
I was confused, I didn't understand what
my mum was
talking about. But after a while I got a clue
and then asked:
"Oh ok, mummy na MB dey chop your
money?". She raised
eye brows and said: "ah Mark which one be
MB na? I hope
say I no go pay for that one oh, because I
don pay 8k for
chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee,
3k for posting
fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this
evening again,
your sister don talk say facebook say make
i bring 5k for
international facebook passport. Mark I don
tire, na so una
dey spend money for this thing?"
Please what should I tell my mum right
now?

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17 Nov 2015 | 13:50
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just can't stop laughing right now hnw cum she paid all that money just 4 fb lol. @wyse-one just tell her the truth dat she as been duped dat all
17 Nov 2015 | 13:56
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ha if am in ur shoe o I go tell her d truth straight ni she don spend alot naw dat ur sister gan she is another thing imagined she has gain alot from ur mother naw just because she open fb dat so bad
17 Nov 2015 | 13:57
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Na Coded Explaination B Dat Cos I Wont Spoil My Sis Business Neither Wud I Lie
17 Nov 2015 | 15:00
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Lolsx.............u should just tell her everything she need to know. Even if she subscribe for Mb, they cant be asking such money from her.
17 Nov 2015 | 15:24
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lolzzzz.....tell her d truth ni...hahaha
17 Nov 2015 | 15:36
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No b bad tin 2 chop parent's moni o,wat r parents for? Bt ha own com 2 mch o,e don turn 2 wickdns,so tel ur mum d truth @Wyse-one
17 Nov 2015 | 15:44
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U wanna know what i would do??? Itz simple...i'll jex drop my own lie and also qet money 4rm her cos it seems she's very rich...#lolz
17 Nov 2015 | 15:59
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LolZzzz Dah sister of urz nah very smart ad intelligent business woman o I think i go wit d comments above mine on thiz
17 Nov 2015 | 16:30
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Chaaaiiiii! Ur sis na badoo.......I ll first collect my share frm d money she has collected den spill d beans...lobatan
17 Nov 2015 | 18:26
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Lolz..Your sisy don open office for ya mum's head..pls just round it up for her..lwkm ooh.
17 Nov 2015 | 18:29
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Lol....u av two options @wyse-one,tz either u dupe ha also or tell her d truth #lobatan
17 Nov 2015 | 19:15
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I fittn't can't stop 2 laff.Look,just tell her d truth....She don spend plenty.Den i believe she will appreciate u if she is trully grateful u told her d truth.
18 Nov 2015 | 02:00
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Hmmm..this is serious.Well @wyse-one you need to talk to your sister immediately.She she refund all the money or else,you go ahead and tell your mum the truth "that your sister has opened a diamond bank account on her head"
18 Nov 2015 | 02:25
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[b]Lolzzz, na too much money dey wori her... just pity her tell her d truth unto say she don spend a lot[/b]
18 Nov 2015 | 02:39
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U've to tall her d truth
18 Nov 2015 | 02:58
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Very very funny,ur mum z very rich oooooo......y dont u collect ur own share of d money???????????lol......weting she find go facebook na...all dis women wey no dey gree sey dey don old......my dear follow ur sister and chop d money ooo...after choping d money u can tell her dat she wont pay any other fee again....*wink*
18 Nov 2015 | 03:17
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Lolzzzz....c funny comment. @onahsunday631 dis ur comment go well o una doh o, tnks for d suggestions and advice. Coolvallers are wonderful. @tenniebenson, wia ur advice @blessedgirl, hw dat ur neigbours wey fight fall from upstairs. Hoe dia mata end? @pizzaro and @odas abeg did the story 'thomas family' end. Cos i dnt tink i read it to the end. Abeg wia can i find it. Tnks in advance
18 Nov 2015 | 04:25
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@Wyse-one Me sef been no follow dat story aqain ooo...but from what the writer said, the story has'nt ended yet nd it has not been updated 4 a very lonq while now...i jex pray where i stopped should be around where they paused....u can still find it in where it used to be i.e Vnovela/literature section...
18 Nov 2015 | 05:15
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OMG mark actually registered mum into facebook university...... #lol........ Tell her not to give ur sis any money again oooo...... That if she ask she should just tell her she doesn't need it
18 Nov 2015 | 06:48
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Tell Her D Truth Bt Dat U Sis Na 4110
18 Nov 2015 | 08:37
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Just tell her the truth
18 Nov 2015 | 08:41
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tnks @pizzaro
18 Nov 2015 | 09:29
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@wyse-one tell am say u go talk to d owner of facebook,say una dey connected ..then go meet ur sis to release d money .. if she don swallow am she go vomit am
18 Nov 2015 | 12:19
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Hehehehehe..... This ya mum is from which generation cos even my grams knows how to facebook.... Still lauqhing phuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
18 Nov 2015 | 13:13
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Yeahhh it'z true.. 40 thousand for notification
18 Nov 2015 | 18:00
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am still thinking......
18 Nov 2015 | 18:40
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Chai I dey feel for d woman
19 Nov 2015 | 01:56
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Complicated one ooo... Ur sister bad, no be small. Karma on d way
19 Nov 2015 | 11:04
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Let me finish laughing b4 i will comment bt dah ur sister bhad ooo
19 Nov 2015 | 11:24
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She Nids 2 Knw D Truth
19 Nov 2015 | 19:25
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Tell her say she don fall maga
20 Nov 2015 | 04:06
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Just tell her that MB is 25k & with it you won't be paying for all those permit again. (That's if you wanna make yr own money) But then you must contact yr sister to discuss the sharing formula. Lol!
21 Nov 2015 | 02:56
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Tell her d fucking truth.
24 Nov 2015 | 12:53
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I will tell her the truth
2 Apr 2016 | 00:02
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Seen
4 Apr 2016 | 08:39
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Coded things
25 Sep 2016 | 12:18
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