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Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Were A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like (O

Hilarious: If Moon Sighting Were A Nigerian Affair, The Reports Would Be Like (O

By jeremy in 8 Jul 2016 | 10:42
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f moon-sighting was a Nigerian affair, the reports would be like:

The sighting of the moon was inconclusive – INEC

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria. – Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians within 10 months. – APC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow – Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo – Patrick Obahiagbon

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. – Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons – NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky – Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon -Brexit

We know where the moon is but we don’t want to say it. -US
HAPPY EID-EL FITRI In Advance
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