[b] Can any History teacher explain this......
.. Abraham lincoln was elected to congress in 1846.
.. John f. Kennedy was elected to congress in 1946.
.. Abraham lincoln was elected President in 1860.
.. John f. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
.. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
.. Both their wives lost a child while living at the white house.
.. Both Presidents were shot on a friday.
.. Both Presidents were shot in the head.
...NOW IT GETS REALLY WEIRD...
.. Lincoln's secretary was named kennedy.
.. Kennedy's secretary was named lincoln.
.. Both were assassinated by southerner's.
.. Both were succeeded by southerner's named Johnson.
.. Andrew Johnson who succeeded lincoln was born in 1808.
.. Lyndon Johnson who succeeded kennedy was born in 1908.
.. John Wikes Booth who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.
.. Lee Harvey Oswald who assassinated kennedy was born in 1939.
.. Both assassins were known by their three names.
.. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
...NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT...
.. Lincoln was shot at a theather named "FORD".
.. Kennedy was shot in a car called "LINCOLN" made by "FORD".
.. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trails.
...AND HERE'S THE "KICKER"...
.. A week before lincoln was shot he was in "Monroe Maryland".
.. A week before kennedy was shot he was in "Maryland Monroe".
...AND.............
.. Lincoln was shot in a theather and the assassin ran to a warehouse.
.. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theather..........[/b]
