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By Israel6ix in 11 Apr 2016 | 05:12
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Boy- do you have a boyfriend?
Girl- No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy- Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl : But I don’t love you.
Boy : 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl : So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy : Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl : But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy : Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl : But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy : Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl : But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy : Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling there is no flaw in you."
Girl : But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy : Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl : What will happen if I say yes?
Boy : Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl : How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy : Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do
everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl : Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy : Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl : Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy : Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble,
whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl : owwww I love you already
Boy : Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
11 Apr 2016 | 05:12
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Lolzz
11 Apr 2016 | 05:13
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lolxxxx pastor I hail ooo
11 Apr 2016 | 05:18
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lolz
11 Apr 2016 | 05:20
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Lol @victoriouschild shea u don budget the cake we go eat 2morrow
11 Apr 2016 | 05:29
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Lolz
11 Apr 2016 | 05:30
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Oh God of Zachariah. C me c dis pastor. I swear if i ever knw u i wunt let u knw me mum my sista my daughter my niece nt 2 mention my wife. Chai. D kingdom of God suffereth voilence. Bt rather u ar using smartness. Thanks sha atleast i av a nice routine 2 take down on sista Rebekah n sista Naomi
11 Apr 2016 | 05:47
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Lol
11 Apr 2016 | 05:51
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lolzzz funny toasting I go learn o
11 Apr 2016 | 05:52
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Abi
11 Apr 2016 | 05:52
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@chomyline I don over budget the cake sef
11 Apr 2016 | 06:48
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Hmm
11 Apr 2016 | 06:59
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ok
11 Apr 2016 | 07:29
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Amen!
11 Apr 2016 | 07:43
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Pastor boyfriend
17 Apr 2016 | 11:39
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Na so
21 Apr 2016 | 05:39
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