My Uncle's Wife was making a breakfast
of fried eggs for her husband this morning.
Suddenly, her husband came into the
kitchen. Careful!. He said, Careful! Put in
some more oil! Oh my GOD! You are
cooking too many at once. Too many!
Turn them! Turn them now! You need more
oil. Oh my God! Where are we going to get
more oil? The eggs are going to stick!
Careful, careful! I said be careful! You
never listen to me when you are cooking!
Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you
crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't
forget to add salt. You know you always
forget. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!
His Wife stared at him angrily. ''What is
wrong with you? You think I don't know
how to fry egg? She asked, arms akimbo.
My uncle replied, ''I just wanted to show
you how it feels like when I am driving and
you are doing that.
LOL. . . # women !
