1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
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2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she says, Drop it on my head."
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3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
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4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever, And she replies you,Why won't you have
fever when you press
phone every night
.
5) When you say, Mummy I took 2nd in
my class and she replies, So the person that took first has two heads abi??
.
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6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
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7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesnt want you to change the channel.
.
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8) When you tell her you are going to a
friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you?
.
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9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says,
come and eat my own
with yours.
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10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
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11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
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12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
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13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse.
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14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used
in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful.
