BREAKING NEWS...
LETTER FROM THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF HUSBANDS/BOYFRIENDS...
TO: THE NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF WIVES/GIRLFRIENDS
Dear Wife/Girlfriend,
The FIFA World Cup is close by. Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control of the TV belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup because we won't go.
3. You support the teams that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them.
6. We can watch Daily tv soaps provided actors and actresses Are wearing football shirts and they are in Russia
7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if I’m watching football, you better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?; Is this JayJay okocha i the goal keeper?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for football.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Ronaldo's looks.
Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the World Cup.
12. If you miss the line up please ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Niger and Nigeria are not related.
Thank you, Signed:
Nigerian Association of Husbands/boyfriends.
