A plane was about to crash and there were only four
parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five
people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm
the world's best footballer right now, I cant die now!"
So he took one of the parachutes and left. The second
person, Aliko Dangote, said, "I'm the richest man in
Africa, I can't die now, I'm needed in Africa!"
So he took the second parachute and left. The third
was the Nigerian President and he said, "I'm the
smartest President in the world, so I cant die now,
my people still need me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a little school girl.
The Pope said to the little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for that, There are
two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The Nigerian President took
my school bag."