If football was Nigerian movie, one
day thunder will just
strike and C. Ronaldo will fall on the
pitch and start
shouting "I will confess!!!, I will confess!!!
Pls o i will talk
o, i tied kaka and made him lose form"
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
(Ronaldo continues): "I also used the
charm I got from
agwo turu mbe in Portugal to tie Bale, to
make sure he
doesn't shine
better than me"
(Ronaldo coughs and continues):
"Please forgive me, I
cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so
that any
player that
wears it will become a dummy like
Michael Owen,
Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay.
Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford
unless"......
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!!!!
(Ronaldo continues) : "When I heard
we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure
he did not
come to Madrid, but
as a stubborn black man, he had to
leave, so I made
him useless and sent him to my former
club" Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach: "Come and be going"
ManUtd president: "what did we do to
deserve this?"
Ronaldo continues : "I made Real Madrid
sack Mourinho
because the man was trying to find my
secret, i tried to
kill Messi with frustration in Copa
America and also
Taking him to jail, but it was the gods that
backfired now.""
"My body is burning fire ooo fire ooo i
have confessed i
have confessed ooo"
Spectators: Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
Tufiakwa!!!!
(Messi will just come in with bible and
chaplet in his
hands, he will hear the last statement
and start crying,
then the background music will start
Playing)
"Uwam o chai Uwam O uwa eeh O
Uwam Gini kam
mere yah.. "
Then Iniesta, Dembele and Suarez will
start consoling him.
Coach:what did we do to deserve
this?....
TO GOD BE THE GLORY!!!
