Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga’s
room, drinks his wine and
adds water to top it up. One
day his Oga bought a new
wine called pasties, it was a french wine
that changes
colour if water is added onto
it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga’s room,
drank the new wine and
added water on it. Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted
in the parlour,
while Akpos was in the
kitchen.
…
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to
the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or
what?. Why when i call, you
say “Oga” but when i ask
you a question you don’t
answer me. Akpos: Oga when you are in
the kitchen you don’t
understand anything, except
your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the parlour, stand beside madam and ask
me a
questionwhile i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos Akpos: Who goes into
the
maid’s bedroom when madam
is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey
hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the
house girl
room when madam no dey
house.
No answer. Oga runs out of
the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it
is true o, when
one is in the kitchen, one
does not hear anything,
except one’s name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a
lie. Akpos: Madam, do you want
to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s
biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the
kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, i can’t
understand anything at all.
