Hahaha
*Wife*= Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden?
*Husband*=Do i look like a gardener?
*Wife*=Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
*Husband*=Do i look like a carpenter?... then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed
*Husband*=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself
*Wife*= Its not Me
*Husband*= Who then?
*Wife*=John Our neighbour
*Husband*= How much did u paid him?
*Wife*= No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or sex
*Husband*= Hope u gave him bread
*Wife*= Do i look like baker?
_Husband Fainted_???
