i remember the day that i was mistakenly kipnap by kipnappers.
*after 3 days*
Kipnappers; all of you give me your dad number before i blow off your heads.
ME: my dad will nt even pick yr call even if i give u his number.
KIPNAPPERS: are you stupid give us his number.
ME: ok it is 080548424611.
after some minutes they call the line.
KIPNAPPER:yr son johnbusco have been kipnap and we need the sum of 10 million for his realease.
DAD:10 gini, com na wrong number una call, infact give my son the phone make i confirm.
ME:helo papa, de don kipnap me o.
DAD:where you been go where de kipnap u, see na there u go die, because u knw say i neva see 1 million tak of 10 million.
ME:papa haba na
DAD:com johnbusco u don chop
ME:yes papa
DAD:wetin u chop?
ME:In the morning indomie,egg,bread and tea,afternoon pounded yam and egusi soup, why nite na fried rice and chicken.
DAD: jesus give the kipnapper the phone
KIPNAPPER:did u have the money
dad: make una com kipnap me i de ado junction, i neva chop since morning
