ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!!
Please, somebody is trying to cause false alarm and despondency by spreading a very dangerous rumors about me. I have it on good authority that someone is telling people that I have stopped accepting Christmas gifts. I therefore would like to categorically state that at no point did I ever attempt to stop accepting, contemplated the idea, let alone even dreamt about it.
Those are lies fabricated by my enemies who want to tarnish my good reputation & prevent my friends like you from buying me the gifts this festive season. After all said, I would like you to note the following so that you can be duly guided when choosing my gift.
If you are giving me hamper: I don't want Bournvita because it makes me sleep a lot. I prefer Milo (Baba Sala) because I need lots of energy. Three Crowns milk nauseates me, I prefer Peak evaporated milk (Holland), its works well for my body. I don't want Milo Sardine o, Titus sardine (original brand) is OK. Granulated sugar purges me too, St. Louis cubed sugar is better.
Then don't buy Nasco Cornflakes, I prefer Kelloggs. Dont buy beta malt oo, please Malta Guinness is better because it's good for my skin. Others included but not limited to Mango & Pineapple juice, cranberry juice, farm fresh yoghurt.
If you are giving me food items: I love fresh fruits (Kiwi, Raspberry, Strawberry, Olive, Grape, mango, Pear, Plum) I don't want oranges, 5 crates of newly laid eggs, at least 5 live chicken or turkey, frozen causes cancer so I'm being careful. Mamadol Vegetable oil, & a bag of basmatti rice. Please, don't bother yourself to make 'Ogi' for me, Hollandia custard (5 bags) ma wapa fun mi.
Thank you so much! May God continue to bless you as you honour this little request from me your one & only friend. One love!
Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year in advance. Remember to add Swiss lace or French lace 5 yards 4 aso odun o.