JAMB! JAMB!! JAMB!!!
I could remember my 1st Jamb. I was
sitting 4 Use of English. I shaded d ones I knew and
was waiting 4 MANNA 2 fall When I noticed a very
beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and
was not looking up. Through d help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was already in no
65. I was still in 21 and time was almost out. I quickly
thanked God and started
shading along with him until we got 2 no 98 together.
Suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a
low Voice. 'What are It?, Why is U shadeding me?, Copys! Copys! You is not shaming! As big as U dey!
You is a dulls boys! You are a disgrace Ur boyshood!' Na
so I shout, "Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! I am finished! I don die
2day! 5 minutes more? Abeg! Who get Eraser!
Somebody Help!!
I nearly fainted !