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Favour: Joseph pls follow me to her place na me: you know I have mec112 tomorrow favour:we won't be long we just wanted to say hi and I want to do what you told me to do today you know what I will even kiss her me:hunnn I will follow you but under one condition favour:you don start again,ok what was it this time around o me: you will be the one to do all house chores and be the one to cook all through this week favour: that is too much naw me:deal or no deal favour:ok I hear you me:let's go we both dress up we went to pelumi place we meet. unexpected...................... you may be thinking who is favour and who is pelumi Favour is my roommate my first friend in campus we meet at my uncle's shop in poly we became friends on our first day in poly that same day he told me he meet one girl called pelumi both of them meet at my uncle's shop they both went in search of an apartment to rent on our second day on campus ve gotten a room I told him about it and he said is okay we both paid for the rent both of us told our parents they agree to our friendship do you know because we have the same potential and we are both committed to church service since we have been leaving together he has been telling me about a girl and her name is pelumi cus I don't know her so I was eager to know her since he told me he is inlove with her I have no prob with them On one certain Saturday he told me the girl tell him to come to her place .he as already dressed up ,if you see the way my friend dressed I was like hey bro are you going to farm (he where a big Short knicker the one that look like baba suwe ) ,he said no the girl I told you about invited me to place so am going to her place now as an engineering student he ask me if I know engineering Villa I told no so my friend go to a girls house with his school bag with 3 different textbooks with my #1200 engineering mathematical sets because his going girsl house to be continued

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Episode 2 He as done for me He as done for me What my papa can not do He as done me Was the song my friend was singing when I was coming back from market ,hey boda what does he do this time o I have a girlfriend now You know what you have tosin and now I have pelumi(he ans) Ok oo What happened in her house Favour:as I got to their junction I called her that I've reach junction she said she as send someone to pick me up Me:then what's happenbed Favour:ogbeni o je farabale(Mr Man just be patient) Me: anyway ve you cooked Favour:so you don't trust me Me: what did you prepared don't forget we are going to vigil o Favour:it's amala and egusi Me:how many mangi(Maggi) did you use Favour:three na ,infact you'll like it Me:you have killed me o three Maggi in one seat soup temibami Because she accepted your proposal does that mean you should killed me Me: how did it go with ur date Favour:(with an excited face)after ve wait like century like almost 2hours Me:then what's happened or should need to call shade b4 u will talk Favour:so as reach there I say hi and she replied hello dear . I was like is this one stupid So as I dey talk to her she just dey use me press phone So I also picked my phone up Me:en eh Favour: farabale o you know I have a girlfriend now ,am learning how to be talked without shouting Me:peeele omo to ni girlfriend (sorry for who have girlfriend) Favour:so she said I will just bore you with my actions ,are you on Facebook , yeah I replied with my British voice So we add our self on Facebook and I start the chat Favour:hello to the one who rescue mosquito and arrested a king for attempting to killed a mosquito Pelumi:hi handsome (yes it is true that my friend is really handsome more than me self) He blushed in front of me as he explained Favour: pls baby can you be my girlfriend Pelumi:yes Favour: thank you Pelumi:you are welcome Me:then what's happened after that Favour:she ask if I was leaving alone ,I replied her no And she said can we both come next week Tuesday Ve promise her that we are both coming Me:are you sick or something Me: did you think that one is real Favour:is real joor .she saw handsome boy liked me shey lo foor Sara (she was blushing after seeing fine boy like me) Me: almost forgotten,why did you go with textbook and with my mathset Favour:so that she can see me as A serious guy Me:I don't think your mentality is from this world Favour: what did you mean Me: because you are too foolish just to think that she can like you because you go with your textbook and you said she see you as handsome guy that's why she accepted your fastfast My brother is a big lie if you think that way ,you didn't go with you bicycle talkless of going with your car and here you were saying she is now your girlfriend Yeye boyfriend Favour:yes that was the song she was playing when I was about to come home Me:see your life .you are too novice Not to notice That she's playing you Me: anyway come serve me o He dish the soup to my plate(I must confess it smelled nicer) I take three rapper of amala As I deep my hand ✋ inside amala it was like I deep my hand inside sand at the seaside ,I tasted the soup it tasted terrible That's is how I went to church with empty stomach for night vigil All through the vigil I wasn't praying nor sleeping also The next week Tuesday we went to her place Do you know what happened there this time around stay stune for the next episode

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Yeye boyfriend indeed,mugu man dey carry textbook

Yeye boyfriend indeed

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Episode 3 On getting to his so called girlfriend house,we knocked on the door,the door open we enter through door ,we settled down On raising up my head to see who opened the door for us ,here she was my new found sister , jaylogo!mhiz Pell!we exclaimed at the same time we hug each other for Soo much long (before we could dis engaged my friend is already cried but Nobody care to notice) It's a small world o,en un pelumi na you be dis , since that day have not see you again Pelumi: what are you doing here bro Me:I came with my friend to see his mysterious girlfriend , wait o are you are roommate ,I ask that was when we realized that my friend is crying Me: favour why are you crying Favour: betrayal don't talk to me o ,after i have told you about how much have love her ,I can buy dangote for her ,I can do anything for her And here you come to steal my treasure my life my dream girl my purpose Pelumi: what drama is going on here Favour why are you crying Favour: nothing o Me: anyway I seem not understand you Instead of you to introduce me to your girlfriend ,here you called me name Pelumi: broda mi Meet my friend favour o Favour his my brother ooo Favour: really (my friend face as change immediately like flash ) Pelumi:is that why you are crying Me:na so I see him Anyway let me leave you guys I will be back in a jiffy After five minutes I saw my friend coming out to where I seated Me:why are you here Favour: because you said you are coming and I didn't see you Me:am I baby ,mtcheew, have you guys talked things out Favour:no o Me: what are you waiting for Favour:dat girl is something else I was looking at her face to let her start a conversation all proved abortive Me:ve you forget about critical thinking Favour: how will I think critically when she was playing yeye boyfriend and if you no wan do again for me to entertain me and she is mentioning my when she sing the song is liked am at the top Me:ok oooo go and meet ur girlfriend and leave me here jare After he left me I saw one beautiful alhaja I think she is coming to where are I seat so I thought she wanted to kiss me But I heard brother their is insect in your mouth What.................????

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Lol kiss kee u there

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Lol Kiss kill u

Insect in ur mouth ke??? Nawa oo!!!

It means say..make u close mouth

Episode 4 Snake snake snake Was the noise I heard last , that was when I know that some one is talking to me before butt I don't know what she was saying. Gboosaaa was the another sounds I hear ,I want to stand up to keep running from the unseen snake,I will collect my money today now now I look up to see who locked is grip on my collar,here standing egg seller,I'm doom ve stumbled and collided with egg seller , ti emi ba mi who should I call now ,I don't have any money with me. Let me go joor ,I didn't touch any egg because you are the one that collided with me You so dress like some one who is going to an engagement You won't leave here until you pay my my money , Some students are already out ,they wanted to know what happened, I willpay you can you please bring your voice down(I said silently), bring what down bring me me my money o or else I will call my boss on you o All students around me are already mocking me a broke head, they called me name How much is your broken egg ,4500, because of just 4500 ogaa o I didn't recognize the voice before,I look up to see who is talking here is she again , what was she doing here again that bitch Before I will murmuring finish she as already pay her Thank you ma'am, a'm great ful o,my God will bless you Oh your God,your God who see you broke like this without having at least 500 naira you can't provide She left me alone where's I was ,iwas thinking what happened earlier then I remembered friend is still not here back I called him to Meet me at home ok On getting home I meet my friend bringing out dictionary surfing internet he was written love story on internet Hey when did you live that place Favour: when you are running away from unseen snake Me: what did you mean Favour: when I saw you leaking your mouth with insect making a way inside your mouth Me:then why did you have to lie and make me run to eggseller Favour: I called you but I thought you were thinking about tosin again to be continued

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That bitch my God will judge you and favour I said loud inside school bus ,am going to south campus to receive lecture for the day ,who are those you are talking about and what did dey do(a voice beside said to me i reply her and explain what happened to her and how I ended up sleeping late last night and woke up late and how I ended up coming to school late .the girl just dey laughed so hard as I was explaining. We reach our destination I went to pay my t care to driver ,he told me some one as paid for it ,I ask who paid for it ,he pointed to the lady seated by my side , thanks So I went to meet her ,why did you pay for my trade The lady: I'm sorry Me:I came here to return your money The lady:ve been looking for you all this while, anyway don't worry Me: what did you mean The lady:I have to go see you again,she run away living me in confusion state Anyway na Dem they know jare wetin be my concern,I left to lecture room me23 we are having mec217 technical report,I'm not in the last class so I have to seat with who came last week so that I won't lag behind ,I saw a boy seat alone at one good morning I greet The boy: morning sir Me:am Joseph,did you came last week The boy:yeah I came ,am Joseph Me: really Joseph:yeah Me:nice meeting you Joseph:my pleasure we sake hand biblically (don't ask me how to shake biblically ok) Me:so what did you do last week Joseph: nothing,if you are here last week you won't seat here now Me:what happened, did they fight here Joseph:no o,it was the lecturer ,when he was teaching there was sounds like fact, with the emittion of digestive from is buttocks which disgusting At first we think is a joke not until we heard boo boo the man as already mess up,come see faeces on his trouser ,he ran away since that day ,we don't know where he is now Me:if it was me I won't come We kept on chat till we all left for another lecture,we close by 3:30 am already hungry it remains only a bus left when I reach bus stop is like he was waiting for one person I enter am going back to North campus ,I mistakenly step on the person sitting beside me Me: sorry it's wasn't intentional ma'am ,I look up to see who I'm talking to to You again! Guess who is it

I guess the same lady who paid your t-fare earlier

Jaylogo i hail o

Na dat ghost lady way u never tell us her name.

Episode 6 I reach hostel by 7pm ,I meet my friend singing one akon song title break down You found a soldier Am a men of peace I fight for your love They train to take it from me Me:have you buy extra life Favour: what did you mean Me:I heard you want to fight soldier because of love Favour:bro I really love her Me:go tell her ,and make sure you fight soldier first before you tell her Favour:that one is na just a joke We laugh it out ,and I make dinner that night to avoid not eat that night,after that we went to bed to sleep then everything that happened during the day just flash to my head Me: you again The lady:yes is me oo cup na Me: thanks for the other day Lady: forget jooor,but jaylogo you are funny o Me:no na, that joke is tooo expensive na Lady:I never knew the powerful name jaylogo the owner is a h....m Let me not talk o Me:is what ,is better you keep shut now before I kill you You were wondering who is she she is the girl that I thought she wanted to kiss me but things go out of hand I suppose to be shy Infront of her but the population in the taxi make me use my brain As we dey inside taxi she asked me why I didn't ask for her name And I told her I expect her to tell me by yourself She said I should ask for her name and her number I told her If she really wants to give me ,she should give me She told me am not romantic Me:when am not raja and Rani(Indians film lover should have known both of them) The lady :hahahahahah... anyway you called them ,.my name is ewa from slt department Me: what are you doing here in South campus , because I learnt that they received lecture from North Campus Ewa:I came to receive my king by myself Me:oh I see , have you now see him or he as left Ewa:is here with me in this taxi Me: really Ewa:yeah I quickly cover my face and turn around to scan every one maybe I can know him,if is a Christian like me or a hooligan Ewa: what are you looking for Me: nothing. Ok I just want to guess who is he and tell he is lucky to have you all by himself Ewa:be decieving yourself,do you think those rough guy can be him. Never Me:then who is. He I ask myself again who is he again Can you please tell me who is he

It could be you or maybe the taxi driver

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Episode 7 There is nothing without something Maybe she is just joking Sha I forget about the issue not like i care anyway Since that day we haven't meet nor see After some week on Monday my guy told me he saw pelumi with one guy at the school boys hostel I told him maybe she followed one of her friends Me:if you really love this girl go and ask her abi you still dey expect me On Monday my all my class end by 2:00pm so his own start by 3pm that is why i meet him at home After he left for lecture i call my girlfriend maybe she will pick up today and to know why she see my calls and didn't flash nor call call back. (Phone ring) Me:hello bae why did you neglected me,i have been calling you you didn't pick up ,what have i done to you pls bae na Tosin:the reason why i pick up your call is to let you know that am done with this relationship Me: what (my face dry up quickly) ,in my life have never know how to toast a girl even this one is just like gift to me when ever anybody want to know if i have a girlfriend or not Me: have i done anything wrong bae Tosin: have you ever in your life tell me with your mouth that you love me , have you ever try to meet me after we have started dating , have you ever let anyone see you with me which means you are shy of seeing me beside you so i have determined and have already moved on with my life may God help you to see a boring girlfriend like you Me:baby pls don't do this to me ,pls pls tosin Tosin:it is over,read my leaps it is over between us I was like am i dreaming,is that finally the end, i call her once in a month ,is that not enough?i sent her 500naira card anytime she text me Oh blood of Judas why , i don't know am already cry until i heard someone saying na who dey cooked this kind of food wey wan evaporated and transported in to the tiny air wey one blow my knows, that was when i realized am cooking I bring out plate dish out food into d plate ,i started eating then i started calculate the how many times i have send her credit card I abandoned the food to calculate it On calculating it the total amount was the amount i need for integrated fee #10 500 i was like maybe i should just call her to send me my card better still send it to my account Or should i do now

Funny. just move on too