A man was so sick and he called a doctor to help.
The doctor rushed down and treated him.
"Your bill is 20,000 Naira" the doctor said.
The man replied "I don't have cash here and i left my check
book in my office. Please i will give you a check of 20,000
tomorrow"
The doctor agreed and left.
Tomorrow the man called the doctor on phone "Please can
you rush to my house. Am in serious trouble"
"Whats the matter?" the doctor asked.
"My last child swallowed my pen when i was about to write
your check"
Without wasting time, the doctor rushed down.
He asked the man "What colour of pen did your child
swallow?"
The man replied anxiously "Black"
The doctor said "Ok, Take this black pen and finish up my
check"
One word for the doc!
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An elderly man/woman went into a doctor. They told the
doctor,
"We're having some trouble with our sex life. Could you
watch
and offer some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex therapist. You should find
someone else."
The couple said, "No, no, we trust you."
After watching them have sex, the doctor said, "You don't
seem to
be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I
can't
give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next week and also the third week.
After
they had finished on the third week, the doctor said, "You
aren't
having any trouble at all. Is this your idea of kinky sex?"
The man replied, "No, actually the problem is if we have sex
at my
house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house,
her
husband will catch us. Hotels charges like N5,000 per night,
and we can't
afford that. But you only charge N100 for permit card."
The doctor said "Yeah! I know your plans, that's why i
invited your wife"
The man fainted.
a word of advice for d man..
I saw dis sumwere decided to share it wit U guyz... hope it's not old fashion...
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