AKPORS NO GO KILL PERSON WITH LAUGHTER
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Teacher: Why You dey Ground? Akpos: Na u Talk Say Make I do dis Maths And Make I no use Table "
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Akpos:I am dreamin to be rich...just
like my father.
Teaher:" Is ur father rich?
Akpos:No,he's dreaming Too
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PRINCIPAL: Akpos your result was very poor and disgraceful. What's even your favourite subject?
AKPOS: Free period.
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Akpos:I wish I had been born 4000
years ago!
Teacher:Why?
Akpos:I would not have to learn too much history
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Akpos: I can't marry u, my family
members refused..
Chichi: Who re those trying to stop our love?..
Akpos: My wife & 5 kids