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By mystique in 11 Jan 2019 | 10:33
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If I combine the trekking I trekked since I was 5years old till now I would have reached England by now. ???..
Even people wey still dey chop their mama food dey follow sing "phone dey ring, na family dey call o".
Dem dey call you to come wash pot?
Toilet=1min
Toilet + phone =10min
Toilet + phone + data = 1hr
Toilet + phone + data + earpiece + charger ? = we die there.?
To my future Kids. I'm not the one delaying you. Its ur mum who is still busy dating useless guys and giving them ur milk. I hope they don't finish our milk.
Yours Responsible Future dad!?
Laws Which Newton Forgot To State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change ur queue, the
one you have left will start to move faster
than the one you are in now.

LAW OF WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed
in water, the phone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of
meeting someone u know increases when u
r with sum1 u don't want to b seen with.


Hope i made u smile a little?????????
11 Jan 2019 | 10:33
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oh u did
11 Jan 2019 | 11:27
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interesting
11 Jan 2019 | 13:24
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You really try
11 Jan 2019 | 15:46
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Lol
11 Jan 2019 | 16:03
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Not a little bro, that last one just happened to me minutes ago.
11 Jan 2019 | 17:21
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Lol....
12 Jan 2019 | 05:32
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That first joke got me rolling ?
13 Jan 2019 | 04:53
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Funny
13 Jan 2019 | 13:49
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