Akpos is in the news again. This time, Akpos has enrolled for adult education. His reason, “I must learn this English language very well. I want to go to this London like Osuofia and Jenifa. I cannot carry last” .Day 1 at school so on his first day at school, the first class was English Language. The teacher called on Akpos and asked him:-Teacher: Akpos, make a Sentence with “Big”Akpors : The Ram Is big teacher: Make it longer Akpos : The Ram is big ooooooo Teacher was like , “WHAAAAAT!!!!”.The Teacher recovered and continued with his questions: –Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?Akpors : We should stop wasting time in studies and find that woman teacher: Get out of my Class, Akpos Akpos bounced out of the class, not sure what to do. Somehow, he made his way to the library.Once inside, he spotted a very pretty girl reading quietly. He quickly approached her and started wooing her right in the library. Oh Akpos! Aftersome minutes, the girl got angry and shouted,“ Will you please leave me alone so that I can concentrate?Everybody turned and looked at Akpos.So what did Akpos do? Akpos gazed her intently and replied in a loud voice:“I will not leave you alone until you accept Jesus as your Lord and personal Saviour!”ABEG DESCRIBE AKPOS IN ONE WORD
