*SOMEWHERE IN USA*
*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolates today.
*MUM*: Wahoo, i hope you thanked him?
*SON*: Yes mum.???
*SOMEWHERE IN NIGERIA*
*SON*: Mom, someone gave me chocolate today.
*Mom screams*: Hiaaaaaaaaan!!! Who? Where? [slaps son] how many times [slaps son again] did i tell you not to [slaps son] collect something from strangers. Now go and drink Anointing oil.
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