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joke (foolish wife)

By kreepyink in 28 Nov 2015 | 06:22
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In an oil company, a man was about to receive a contract of N30 million when his wife called him on phone.
On phone….
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big surprise for u, I can’t believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I’m about to receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it’s a good news but this one is very urgent pls come home now, pls it’s VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I’m about to…
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I’m afraid of what might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home…
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent surprise, when I was about to receive a contract worth 30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it’s just pregnancy I wouldn’t have disturbed u in ur contract.
Husband: Wow, so what’s d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can’t believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6 months now? God has finally answered us. That Big RAT that always disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it, I’m afraid of
touching rats.
Husband fainted!!
One Word For The Woman
28 Nov 2015 | 06:22
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U can imagine ..... So d idiot no gt neighbours dia ..... @pizzaro , @eminem @nextangel @jummybabe , @pharm-vickymears wot re we goin to do to dat woman
28 Nov 2015 | 07:23
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Lolz... I no fit laf....
28 Nov 2015 | 07:31
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She is not just foolish but also stupid
28 Nov 2015 | 09:57
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Foolish like you said
28 Nov 2015 | 10:18
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[b]She go chop am. Thanks for the mention @Crusherdaniels [/b]
28 Nov 2015 | 19:10
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That woman is sick
29 Nov 2015 | 02:27
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