After English class, a students walks up to his teacher and thus goes their conversation....
STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question pls ?
TEACHER: Yes !
STUDENT: How do you put an Elephant inside a fridge ?
TEACHER: I don't know
STUDENT: Its easy, you just open the fridge and put it in .. I have another question
TEACHER: Ok, ask
STUDENT: How to put Donkey inside the fridge ?
TEACHER: Its easy, you just open the fridge and put it in.
STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant and put the donkey in.
TEACHER: oooooh... Ok !!!
STUDENT: Let me ask another question, if all the animals went to the Lion's birthday party and one animal went missing, which one would it be ?
TEACHER: The Lion of course, because it would eat all the animals.
STUDENT: No sir, its the donkey because its still inside the fridge.
TEACHER: Are you kidding me ?
STUDENT: No sir, 1 (one) last question sir.
TEACHER: Ok !
STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you ?
TEACHER: No way, I would need a boat to cross...
STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to thd Lion's birthday party.
TEACHER: ok... I have my own question
STUDENT: Ok sir
TEACHER: If all the students come to school next week except one person, who is the person ???
STUDENT: No idea sir.
TEACHER: Its YOU because you are on two weeks suspension.....
