A little boy and his mom where in the bathroom having there bath, the following conversation transpired between them;
Boy: (holding his p****s) mom what is this?
mom: that is ur little motor car.
Boy: (point's at his mom's p***y) mom what is that?
mom: that is my garage.
Boy: can i pack my car in ur garage?
mom: no!!!
Boy: why?
mom: cause it is for ur father's caterpillar!!.