A man was walking in a forest. He then found a lion. Out of fear, the man quickly knelt down, joined his hands, closed his eyes and started praying.
After a while the man opened his eyes, and found the lion kneeling down, with his hands joined together too. The man was shocked, so he asked the lion: "are you a christain?". The lion replied:
"idiot, don't you pray before you eat?"
lolzz. If u were d man what would u do?