[b]Out of a bunch of millions of Sperms, there was this one sperm named caphas always trying to keep fit, jogging, lifting weights, and even swiming. When his friends ask him why he was doing these things he said, "only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby i want to be that one when the time comes" his friends would just laugh at him and pass. The time came for them to go out and caphas outran all of them to the exit(am talking millions of sperms) infact there was a huge gap between caphas and the rest. All of a sudden the other sperm saw caphas running back as fast as they have never seen him run before. As he went past them in the opposite direction they asked, "Caphas why are you running back didnt you say you wanted to be the one", and caphas breathlessly replied "heh heh heh heh...........
THIS FOOL IS MASTURBATING!.......[/b]
