TEACHER : why did u bring rope to the Exam hall ?
AKPORS : My dad told me to SKIP the questions I don't know..
MUSA : Akpors why are you trying to swallow a Clock ?
Akpors: My teacher said I should watch my mouth..
TEACHER : If I give u 4 balls of puff-puff in ur hand and I collect all of them back from u, what will be left in ur hand ?
AKPORS : Na OIL naa
PAPA AKPORS : U know, our son got his brain from me
MAMA AKPORS : I think he did, I still got mine wit me..
TEACHER : If I have 6 bottles in one hand & 5 in the other, what do I have ?
AKPORS : A drinking problem..
That was how Akpors press the breast of a female journalist that has the badge "PRESS" on her chest...
AKPORS : I am dreaming to be rich just like my father....
MUSA : Is your father rich ?
AKPORS : No, he's dreaming too..........
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