2:45pm, I was awoken by a familiar tone blaring from my phone's speaker. Reluctantly, I went toward the phone, rubbing my left hand over my eyes. Looking at it clearly, I could see the caller, it was a private number, Drudgingly, I answered the call... "Hello, good afternoon" a very sweet romantic female voice said gently over the phone.. I muttered an inaudible 'afternoon' back to her and she went ahead to say "Do you know who this is?". Immediately, all my senses became heightened. I remembered how Fabulous vicky said she'll know if I'm cheating on her very soon.. "No, I don't. Please, who is this?" I replied.. -i thought I heard her say something like 'THANK GOD'- "fabz, you have to guess who it is... I can't believe you don't know my voice" She continued.. "It's a trap!" My subconscious said to me.. "you know vicky, she will do anything to know the truth" I smiled.. An idea flashed through my mind.. "Is this Emmah?" I finally said through the mouthpiece.. "fabz!!!!!!!! How can this be Emmah? Is this a male voice?" She screamed... The poor lass doesn't even know her cover has been blown! Chuckling within me, I knew I played the right card.. "Ok. I'm sorry.. I thought it was Emmah. If this isn't Emmah, I'm guessing Sommy or even Tiffany1? I caught you, Bro! you can't deceive me this time again, Emma" I replied with a slightly serious tone... "Oh My Gosh!! fabz, you are just impossible! In fact, don't worry yourself again.. It's Vicky speaking" Frustrated, she finally let the cat out of the bag... Laughing hysterically, I was feeling on top of the world! I just unraveled a minor mystery and frustrated all of Vicky's efforts to make me look like a Cheat. I cannot fall Mugu to any of those tricks again oh! Haba! I cannot lose any of my assets.
MORAL LESSON; Never mention a girl's name when a female voice on phone asks the trick kweshion "Do you know who this is?" It might not be Vicky, or your girlfriend.. Just another girl who loves you so mush to know if you love another girl. Because, you may break her heart in the process and lose one of your admirers.
(c)mrfabz
