A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen.
With aloud voice the thief said;
...Do you remember what I said in the
Bible? " that I will come like a thief in the
night,so stay awake". I have come again
and this time its in your house. You are
blessed among all men because you have
stayed awake as I told you.
And the man looked at him with a flinty
smile and said sorry 'Jesus', you have
again fallen into the house of Pontius Pilate,
I will crucify you today.