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JOKE OF THE DAY.

JOKE OF THE DAY.

By Khola46 in 27 Dec 2015 | 09:51
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Akpors just got admitted to village school.
IGANDA GRAMMAR SCHOOL.
The best school in the village and it was his first day in school an inspector was visiting.
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The CRK teacher was in the class telling them the story of "DANIEL IN THE LIONS DEN" when they sighted the principal and the inspector helding towards the class.
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The old and forgetful CRK teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking...
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Class: Good morning sir. We are happy to see you sir.

Inspector: Good morning class.. I can see your teacher is telling you what happen in the book of genesis...

Class: yeeeeeeeeees sir.

Inspector: (pointing to Akpors) ok, you there. Who killed Abel...?

Akpors: Sir, I don't know, I've been in class since 8am ask my friend Amos, I didn't kill Abel sir...

Inspector: (angry) I said who killed Abel...?

Akpors: I am a christian, I can't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking of. is he in our class..?

Inspector:(turning to the teacher) Okay teacher, can you tell the class who killed Abel...?

Teacher:(kneel down and open his hand widely) My son, how did you expect me to kill.. What example will I be laying for my students if I kill a person...??

Inspector: (disappointed turns to the principal) Okay class, the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel..?

Principal: When you came to my office, didn't you see my there..??

Inspector: I did

Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands..??

Inspector: No.

Principal: How could I have killed Abel..?? Where is the proof that I did...?

And the whole class clapped for the principal...
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27 Dec 2015 | 09:51
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27 Dec 2015 | 09:54
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[color =maroon]:) Stupidity circulate in that school.[/color]
27 Dec 2015 | 09:55
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Lolx mad man we re wit u
27 Dec 2015 | 09:57
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@OriginalAnnChilexdel @Pharm-Vickymears
27 Dec 2015 | 09:58
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very funny
27 Dec 2015 | 10:00
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Hmmm nice one
27 Dec 2015 | 10:07
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the school is filled with foolish teachers and a nonesense principal and that makes their students dumb and more stupid.......lol
27 Dec 2015 | 10:10
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lol
27 Dec 2015 | 10:15
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Chaiii dy best skul. Na wa o
27 Dec 2015 | 10:17
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Lol, very funny... All of dem r olodo including d principal
27 Dec 2015 | 10:26
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@Khola46 are u d 1 who killed abel?
27 Dec 2015 | 10:37
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lol....
27 Dec 2015 | 10:44
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Lol
27 Dec 2015 | 11:03
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that the best school to be for anybody who wants to waste his/ her money...
27 Dec 2015 | 11:16
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Lolz.......sorry am not voting, I d vex with some folks here
27 Dec 2015 | 11:21
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Lols, funny akpors
27 Dec 2015 | 11:45
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lolz..... I no blame akpor
27 Dec 2015 | 11:51
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na @khola46 kill Abel, hohohohohoho
27 Dec 2015 | 12:13
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Lolz Tho I saw it in Mercury
27 Dec 2015 | 12:19
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Olodo principal + olodo teacher + olodo students = olodo raised to power 100.
27 Dec 2015 | 12:55
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Lol
27 Dec 2015 | 13:17
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Hmmmmmmm
27 Dec 2015 | 13:36
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Hahahaha The Fear of the inspector grip them to the extents that they all lost their medulla oblongata
27 Dec 2015 | 14:06
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heh
27 Dec 2015 | 14:34
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The worst best school ever
27 Dec 2015 | 14:43
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Lol
27 Dec 2015 | 15:19
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Like principal like students... Like teacher like ______ ?
27 Dec 2015 | 16:55
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Best skul indeed
27 Dec 2015 | 17:05
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LWKMD. thanks for the mention @Khola46
27 Dec 2015 | 23:18
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so funny,thankz for the I.V@khola46
28 Dec 2015 | 02:06
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Hmm what's funny?
28 Dec 2015 | 04:54
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hmmm
28 Dec 2015 | 05:10
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I love this school
28 Dec 2015 | 12:57
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Lol
28 Dec 2015 | 13:38
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that is y they are in sch
28 Dec 2015 | 16:13
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Hehehehehehe abel kill himself aby na subsidy scul be dat oh
28 Dec 2015 | 18:21
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Hmmmmm
29 Dec 2015 | 00:36
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D inspector will b disapointed.
29 Dec 2015 | 05:47
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Stupidity around d skul.
29 Dec 2015 | 11:31
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Lol
30 Dec 2015 | 13:35
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[b]Can't stop laughing at AKPORS, TEACHER AND EVEN THER SO CALLED P.MAN lolz[/b]
1 Jan 2016 | 12:35
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