I went 2 a restaurant to eat with just #300. So I
ordered food 4 #200 & meat #100. As I sat down
2 eat a man sitting beside me & putting on a nice
shirt said "I love d way u eat add more food" I
hastily added food 4 #500 & continued eating. He
said again "u eat so well" add 2 bottles of beer
so u can drink after eating I hastily made d
order. After drinking 1 bottle as i was trying 2
open the second bottle the opener fell down & I
bent down 2 pick it, I discovered dat d man was
bare footed! Alas he was a mad man. He
laughed at me & said the way wen dem go beat
u 4 here ehh, na only God fit save u