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Joke of the day.

By John in 19 May 2016 | 08:51
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Akpors went to His Pastor One (1)
Hot Monday Night .
Akpors: Pastor, the Enemies are
after Me!
Pastor : My Son, what is it?
Akpors : My Business is Running
Down.
Pastor : Ah!
That's a Small One (1)!
Kneel Down and let Me Pray for
You.
Aahhhhh, Your Business will Surely
Rise Again!
Our Church Members will Buy from
You, My Family will Buy from You!
Aahhhhh, the Neighbors will Buy
from You.
Aahhhhh, Say Amen.
Akpors : Amennnnnnn ooooooh
Pastor!
Thank You Very Much Pastor.
Pastor : You're Welcome My Son.
By the Way, What Do You Sell?
So that I Can Announce it on
Sundays and Weekdays Services.
Akpors : Oh Sir!
I Make and Sell Coffins.
Pastor: Fireeeeee!!!
Nobody will Buy from You!!!
My Family will Never See Your
Shop!!!
Our Members will Never Buy from
You!!!
19 May 2016 | 08:51
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lolz hahahaha... see how I dey laugh like mad man
19 May 2016 | 08:54
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lolz, d pastor dey fear
19 May 2016 | 08:55
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Lwkmd....
19 May 2016 | 08:58
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lol pastor no wan die...how him go take reach heaven?
19 May 2016 | 09:02
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Haba akpos self u 4 cary 1 cofin com dash pastor 4 tnx giving.hahahaha
19 May 2016 | 09:05
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Lol I can't fit stop laugh
19 May 2016 | 09:10
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Hahahahaha lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz kikikiki
19 May 2016 | 09:11
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Na god go punish akpos slf
19 May 2016 | 09:18
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Lolz
19 May 2016 | 09:50
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Lolzz
19 May 2016 | 09:52
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Omoh...C Funny Joke
19 May 2016 | 09:55
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Rotfl
19 May 2016 | 09:56
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*LMAO*
19 May 2016 | 10:00
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Lmao
19 May 2016 | 10:04
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haha
19 May 2016 | 12:13
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Lolzz...C As He Reverse Him Prayer Sharp Sharp. Funny!
19 May 2016 | 13:04
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Hahaaaaaaaaa akpors, u no go kill person.... Lolz
19 May 2016 | 13:19
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lol
19 May 2016 | 14:08
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Lolz..
19 May 2016 | 15:21
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kikikikikakakakaka
19 May 2016 | 16:37
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Lolz
19 May 2016 | 18:28
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Glenn.................
19 May 2016 | 18:48
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chai,,, who wan diiie,,,, pastor dey fear death 2,,, lolz
20 May 2016 | 01:12
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Lwkwd
20 May 2016 | 06:31
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Ok nah! Pastor u go pray tire.
20 May 2016 | 06:34
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Lolssssssssssss... So hilarious.. Laughing lyk seriously
20 May 2016 | 06:48
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
20 May 2016 | 10:06
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Kikikikikiki I fitn't laff oo
20 May 2016 | 13:04
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Lolz
21 May 2016 | 05:48
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can't stop laffin
21 May 2016 | 06:43
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seriously can't stop laughing so the pastor is also scared
21 May 2016 | 21:54
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Abeg come join me laugh ooooo
22 May 2016 | 02:30
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Lol
23 May 2016 | 04:20
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