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Joke Of The Day.... .

By John in 19 Jun 2016 | 05:47
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When Smartness goes wrong.....

I promised her 20k last week as we were chatting on BBM.
She came to Abuja on an unexpected visit and stayed two nights. That fateful morning she demanded for the 20k I promised her. I told her that i was leaving for Minna ASAP. That I had an unexpected but urgent engagement. I gave her my ATM Card to withdraw all she wanted (Knowing fully well dat I had less than 5k In my Account).

As soon as she kissed me goodbye, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I was driving past Zuba, my colleague in the office called me on phone saying,
"Paddy mi, you don see the alert? I Just dey comot from bank oooo! I don pay that 100k wey I bin owe you into ur account, Thanks a million!

Meeen........... See Sweat!!! Almost immediately I got the alert! Confirm 100k Credited into my account. I was almost paralysed as the money entered. I tried calling her phone.... Switched Off.
Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery. The Next minute.......... Alerts:
20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited,
20k debited. Leaving only d last 5k.

I can't recollect what happened to me, but i regained consciousness on a hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened?

What Will I tell them??
19 Jun 2016 | 05:47
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Hahaha...yeye man
19 Jun 2016 | 06:17
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U are such a cheerful giver. May her God bless u
19 Jun 2016 | 06:32
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hahahahahahahahaa :mrgreen: dat gal bad o
19 Jun 2016 | 06:52
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Tell them that you gave your gf your ATM to withdraw all the money in your acct Lol
19 Jun 2016 | 07:19
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Lolx...you wan paly smart guy nah bt it backfired
19 Jun 2016 | 07:28
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Lol
19 Jun 2016 | 07:42
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Lol...
19 Jun 2016 | 08:13
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Tell them what happened now
19 Jun 2016 | 09:36
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Eeyah Pele, you deserve it na
19 Jun 2016 | 12:23
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Lolz
19 Jun 2016 | 14:00
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Lolz
19 Jun 2016 | 14:49
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That ur irl too bad o
19 Jun 2016 | 14:50
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o boy c smartness
19 Jun 2016 | 15:05
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Dumbass!!
19 Jun 2016 | 15:22
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;-)
19 Jun 2016 | 15:23
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Lol
19 Jun 2016 | 16:34
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U re too smart... What goes around will surely come back. Sowii o
19 Jun 2016 | 17:00
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Tell dem to go and ask google or your great grandfather 4 heaven mumu
19 Jun 2016 | 17:14
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it backfired
19 Jun 2016 | 17:45
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Lolx,,,,Gud for u
20 Jun 2016 | 04:57
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lolz, for ur mind nw u won outsmart her
20 Jun 2016 | 07:17
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U are such a cheerful giver. May her God bless u
20 Jun 2016 | 07:17
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lmao
20 Jun 2016 | 07:29
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LMAO
20 Jun 2016 | 11:42
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u think say u wise abi am sure the girl na omo igbo......
20 Jun 2016 | 11:43
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U actually told her to withdraw all.... Law of karma
21 Jun 2016 | 10:29
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