Ekaitte (akpor’s wife) goes to Italy to attend a 2-
week, company training session.
… Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes
her to have a good trip.
Ekaittes : ‘Thank you, honey, what would you like me
to bring for you?’
Akpors: laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl!!!’
The wife kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and
asks: ‘So, honey, how was the trip?’
‘Very good, thank you.’ ‘And, what happened to my
present?’
‘Which present?’ She asked.
‘The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!’
‘Oh, that’ she said ‘Well, I did what I could, now we
have to wait for 9 months to see if it
is a girl !!!’
Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they are
dangerously intelligent!
