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Joke of the Day

By Cephas-Ajak in 2 Sep 2015 | 01:51
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A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.
One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait for four years.
So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says " Will you marry me?"
She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eyes and replies "come again?"
2 Sep 2015 | 01:51
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2 Sep 2015 | 02:59
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Very simple He should jux go back ad wait 4 anoda 4 years to repeat himself nw Hahahaha...buh women can b wicked atimes sha.
2 Sep 2015 | 03:06
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Lol
2 Sep 2015 | 04:11
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Lol...
2 Sep 2015 | 04:52
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Hahahahhaaha O.Y.O oooooooo
2 Sep 2015 | 05:20
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@emmyrexx we are nt wicked we are jex trying 2 put efixy lyk swag u dnt expect her 2 say yes immediately
2 Sep 2015 | 05:21
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Use gestures nao or u go n cum back after 4years
2 Sep 2015 | 05:26
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@Semilore U ar right Buh she could av jux say "i wil think about it" Instead of cozing the innocent guy 2 go anoda 4 years to express hiz feelings again unknowingly. That iz d mistake sumgirls do They don't av any idea of wah sumguyz pass through b4 be able togther that little courage to confront them instead of appreciating it they shoot the guy wit the responds that can make one to go ad hang himself ad stil expect the guy to comes back again If evryguy iz like me ehn, i swear all d ladies we remain unmarried coz their wil b no one 2 toast them coz me i 8 humiliation mre than anytin else.
2 Sep 2015 | 06:23
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Omo see gobe ....@emmyrexx u are on point
2 Sep 2015 | 10:29
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Lol
2 Sep 2015 | 10:37
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can't he write too,
2 Sep 2015 | 11:19
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Heheheeee.. cnt he write ni since he cnt say much uh..? anyways, dat man own no b 4 here n dat gal no jux try at all gaskiya..
2 Sep 2015 | 11:21
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Wickedness in high places. Another four years? He should draw it on the ground
2 Sep 2015 | 12:13
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Hohohohoho another 4 years,hmm double wahala
2 Sep 2015 | 13:09
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hahahahahahaha c gobe! chai hmm@Emmyrexx am telling u oo
2 Sep 2015 | 14:31
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He should write it down 4 her
2 Sep 2015 | 15:07
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Jizos Chryst!
2 Sep 2015 | 15:49
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Women yy after waiting for yrs now u are taking me back 2 another 4 yrs 2 repeat dsame tin,..nyc story
2 Sep 2015 | 18:32
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Sha me no blame d babe... We dnt xpct ha 2 say yes immediately nd i dnt tink she knws his predicament dat y
2 Sep 2015 | 19:44
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