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JOKE OF THE DAY

By kreepyink in 2 Dec 2016 | 03:28
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My friend invited me to his church for a thanksgiving service, and I sat at the front row.
When it was time for offering, the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and secretly pulled out as usual N20.00 from my pocket and dropped it inside the offering basket . Just then the man behind me tapped me on the shoulder and handed me 3 notes of 1000.
I smiled, sow generous. Then majestically, I looked around and called back the usher and put the 3,000 in the basket and passed it on. Then I turned and thanked the man seriously for being so generous. He replied "don't mention my dear', be more careful next time, the money fell from your
pocket" Whaaaat!!!!!???????......."
"Usher please wait, it is a wrong transaction!!!!!!!!."
2 Dec 2016 | 03:28
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Lolol
2 Dec 2016 | 03:30
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LOL.
2 Dec 2016 | 03:40
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Lol. Na God catch am
2 Dec 2016 | 03:45
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2 Dec 2016 | 09:07
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Lol
2 Dec 2016 | 17:12
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Lolz...thumbs up dude
2 Dec 2016 | 17:24
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