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Joke of the day

Joke of the day

By Merjos in 21 Jun 2019 | 04:45
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Omo, police don upgrade oh, dis na d call
center numba 112. There was a robbery in
my neighbour’s house and I called them…
next thing I heard was.
Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency
Center… for English press. 1, for Igbo press
2, for Yoruba press 3. Then I pressed 1…
then another voice came up….For Car
Accident press 1, for Armed Robbery press
2, for Boko haram please hang up…Den I
pressed 2, another voice came up…If they’re
with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47
press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press
5, all of the above press 6…Then I checked
and saw they were with all of them then I
pressed 6… another a voice came up
saying…
Hmmmm…! My brother, sorry your
transaction can not be completed,we are
working to live and not to die!
21 Jun 2019 | 04:45
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hahahaha lol
21 Jun 2019 | 05:22
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oh..... this almost ghat me off my feet's...... so hilarious!!.... LMAO ? ? ? .... Nigeria police indeed!!!!
21 Jun 2019 | 05:50
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Hahaha
21 Jun 2019 | 07:01
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Hahahahaha
21 Jun 2019 | 07:21
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I no feet laugh alone oo
21 Jun 2019 | 11:53
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who go come laugh with me
21 Jun 2019 | 11:54
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Oh my gosh
21 Jun 2019 | 18:58
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Would you also go if you happen to be a police?
22 Jun 2019 | 01:51
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Lol ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
22 Jun 2019 | 03:32
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Ha ha ha lol
22 Jun 2019 | 05:25
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HAHAHA!
22 Jun 2019 | 07:57
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funny
22 Jun 2019 | 07:57
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I don die 4 laugh
1 Mar 2020 | 16:59
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