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Joke of the day for bithday boy @kniphemi

Joke of the day for bithday boy @kniphemi

By Tallest in 13 May 2015 | 05:27
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In an oil company, this man was about
to receive a contract of N30 million when his
wife called him on phone. On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm
about to receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is
very urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY
URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n
come bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what
might happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis
urgent surprise, when I was abt to receive a
contract worth 30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if
it's just pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u
in ur
contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't
believe this, u knw we have been praying over 6
months now? God has finally answered us.
That Big rat that always disturb us in the
kitchen is finally dead, I called u to remove it,
I'm afraid of touching rats.
13 May 2015 | 05:27
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*sigh* I tought she wanted to said her mother had just died.....or wasn't that also a happy news to the woman???...money would come out there nah....... Or probably maybe she wanted to says the Landlord had came to send them away.....its a surprise either....
13 May 2015 | 14:27
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@tallest u ar mouthed.... tnkx nigga. hmmm, the wife is xo spoit, i hate their type
13 May 2015 | 19:48
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Lolz...........Datz also a surprise oooh......
15 May 2015 | 10:32
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