A farmer was sitting in the
neighborhood bar
getting drunk. A man came in
and asked the
farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting
here on this
beautiful day, getting drunk?"
The farmer shook
his head and replied, "Some
things you just
can't explain."
"So what happened that's so
horrible?" the
man asked as he sat down next
to the farmer.
"Well," the farmer said, "today I
was sitting by
my cow, milking her. Just as I got
the bucket
full, she lifted her left leg and
kicked over the
bucket."
"Okay," said the man, "but that's
not so bad."
"Some things you just can't
explain," the
farmer replied. "So what
happened then?" the
man asked. The farmer said, "I
took her left leg
and tied it to the post on the
left."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and
continued to milk
her. Just as I got the bucket full,
she took her
right leg and kicked over the
bucket."
The man laughed and said,
"Again?" The farmer
replied, "Some things you just
can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the
man asked.
"I took her right leg this time and
tied it to the
post on the right."
"And then?"
"Well, I sat back down and began
milking her
again. Just as I got the bucket
full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket
with her tail."
"Hmmm," the man said and
nodded his head.
"Some things you just can't
explain," the
farmer said.
"So, what did you do?" the man
asked.
"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't
have anymore
rope, so I took off my belt and
tied her tail to
the rafter. In that moment, my
pants fell down
and my wife walked in ... Some
things you just
can't explain."
