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JOKE OF THE DAY1 (BY @OREVASTAR5)

JOKE OF THE DAY1 (BY @OREVASTAR5)

By OREVASTAR5 in 13 Apr 2016 | 07:55
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i meet this facebook bae...after a month we decided to see eachoda in real life...so we went out for a date in a restaurant....we ordered for food and drinks which the bill was #4500
i gave the girl(waitress)#5000 and she said they dont have #500 change,she said i should wait for 10mins so she would go look for change to give me
suddenly,this girl told me am embarassing her that i should leave the change for her

chai...this girl no know watin #500 go fit do

u fit use #500 buy 2loaves of bread=240 and 1icefish=200...if you're lucky to have jesus around you'll feed 500 people and get #60 change......na dis money she want make i leave

u fit use #500 buy 2hungry manpack indomie=200 and 4eggs=120 total=320....use #150 play merrybet....u go get #30 change....na dis money she want mah leave

many people dey pray to see #500 pick for ground even many of una for here and she want make i leave my own #500 for person

shey una even know say 1/2 catoon of indomie na #500????watin go feed people a week....na d money she want mah troway

without #500 2million is incomplete...na this huge money she say mah dash person

NA SO SHE VEX WAKA COMMOT...I JUST SIDOWN FOR 5MINS COLLECT MY CHANGE JA'E....MY PEOPLE NA MY FAULT??????
13 Apr 2016 | 07:55
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Lolzzz no be ya fault o
13 Apr 2016 | 08:00
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lolzzz nt ur fault jare no mind gals dey Dont knw how nigga suffer b4 him get DAT kind money
13 Apr 2016 | 08:02
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Hmmmm
13 Apr 2016 | 08:04
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[b]E No Be Ur Fault....Datz D Behaviour Of Ladies Nowadays.. As If We Got D Money From D Tree[/b]
13 Apr 2016 | 08:20
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@tenniebenson @greg-billz @victoriouschild @invincible @vict-vames @pheranmmie041 @ele1 @skookum
13 Apr 2016 | 08:24
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No be your fault jare abi that girl no know say people wey dey earn #15,000 a month na #500 na be their daily pay nii
13 Apr 2016 | 08:37
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[b]@Delight bae how u didn't say anything? or are u affected? [/b]
13 Apr 2016 | 08:38
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no be ur fault o ,my guy i gbadun ur parole
13 Apr 2016 | 12:28
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