An elderly man/woman went into a doctor. They told the doctor,
"We're having some trouble with our sex life. Could you watch
and offer some suggestions?"
The doctor replied, "I'm not a sex therapist. You should find
someone else."
The couple said, "No, no, we trust you."
After watching them have sex, the doctor said, "You don't seem to
be having any troubles. I wish my sex life was as good. I can't
give you any suggestions."
This was repeated the next week and also the third week. After
they had finished on the third week, the doctor said, "You aren't
having any trouble at all. Is this your idea of kinky sex?"
The man replied, "No, actually the problem is if we have sex at my
house, my wife will catch us. If we have sex at her house, her
husband will catch us. Hotels charges like N5,000 per night, and we
can't
afford that. But you only charge N100 for permit card."
The doctor said "Yeah! I know your plans, that's why i invited your
wife"
The man fainted.
