JoKES oF ThE DaY
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1)Girls of nowadays dont cry over breakup again dey be lyk
"Nxt plzz......:-)
2)i thought i have seen everytin until one day i saw a baby suck breast wit bread yeeeeee............
3)Guyz if your girlfriend is a science student nd she cheat on u don blame her she is just doing
EXPERIMENT........:-V..
4)I told my mom dat she was invading my privacy then when she was about going she turned nd told me that i came out of her privacy.......
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im still confused ooooo
5)Two indomie is too much nd one is too much for me........ i wish indomie will introduce one nd half pack nd name it THE CONFUSED MAN SIZE ........... :-)
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who iz wit me ?????
6)If u are a Nigerian nd you have never told ur parents that your school needs 3000# for lesson fee instead of 1000#.........my dear u were not born in Nigeria oooloo.......
7)Dat awkward moment you were in a party near a transformer,then the DJ played one corner and a man ran out of consciousness to go nd climb de transformer......
My dear dont bother tellin him his village pple have win de battle............:-P
8)I went to my cousin's house last week and when leavin my aunty gave me 15,300....... i was so happy i postrated flat thankin her,only to stand up to hear give 15,000 to your mum nd take the rest.....
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chaaiii wat a wicked world...
9)You will be cookin jollof rice for him Nd he will be buzy in bed textin a girl who cant even fry Egg........
.Dont worry his brain iz made up of GARRI............
10)My brother if u hear your name nd no body called u hmmmmmmmmmmm ur village pple just bought a new microphone...........
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11)Instead of buying iphone of 300,000# just buy bags of ryc nd share to your village pple den ur destiny will just be released no delay......:-)
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Now if u read nd did not coment ur enemies are dancing WO! on your head...............
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Nobody should insult me ooo....am hungry
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