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By AdemolaIsrael in 11 Nov 2015 | 17:45
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PHONE RINGING .
GIRL- hello
UNKNOWN- do u have a boyfriend ?
GIRL- yes! Why do u ask ?
UNKNOWN- its me your father! So u idiot have a
boyfriend at that age?! We shall see when i get home.
GIRL- daddy plz am only joking i can explain ...he
hungs up .
AGAIN PHONE RINGS
GIRL- hello
UNKNOWN- do u have a boyfriend ?
GIRL- No!!!
UNKNOWN- oh honey so u're ashamed of me ?
GIRL- No!! my luv 4give me i thought it was my
dad!
UNKNOWN- yes it still me your father just wanted to
confirm if u have a boyfriend....i'll meet u at home....






2. Your Mother Is Using NOKIA Torchlight With
Broken Screen And Rubber Band Holding The Battery And
Phone Together And Your Girlfriend Has Changed
Her Phone Twice This Year, Now She's Using iPhone
6+ All From Your Account And You Sit There
Singing, "Sweet Mother I No Go Forget You"God Is Soaking
Your Cane Inside petrol
11 Nov 2015 | 17:45
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Lolxx ...Funny
11 Nov 2015 | 17:53
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lolzzz
11 Nov 2015 | 18:08
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mhen... olamide get point on DX... #shakitibobo.... u living flashy lifestyle but ur mama dey soak akamu
11 Nov 2015 | 18:18
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Hahahaha ur head de there!
11 Nov 2015 | 18:27
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Girls sha. Thank Jheeezz ah know mumu reach that level!
11 Nov 2015 | 18:30
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lol
11 Nov 2015 | 18:57
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I cn't fit laugh..............................@ebube I lik dat song(Bobo)especially dat prt u jst quote.
11 Nov 2015 | 19:00
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Dat gal sef na fuck up bae.. She no sabi her papa voice?? She no sabi her boo voice?? She come dey answer question sharp sharp 4rm number wey she no knw.. Infact I go join hand beat her
11 Nov 2015 | 19:00
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@sonshine... like DAT part were he said dat... 4 guys claiming bigboys wen popsy momsy dey villa dey suffer
11 Nov 2015 | 19:27
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Lolzz
11 Nov 2015 | 19:32
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@ebube............... Yea he reali made some strikin point in dat song,altho d song was lata bound.
11 Nov 2015 | 19:44
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Funny
12 Nov 2015 | 00:52
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@Tenniebenson weneva u re going just call me.i also av 2 deal wit dat gurl,such an idiot. And dat shakitibobo,eh there is God o
12 Nov 2015 | 01:03
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Hahahahaha sweet mother indeed
12 Nov 2015 | 01:51
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Mehhnn no she be d@ mumuish she neva recognise her papa voice........#funny though
12 Nov 2015 | 02:09
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Very Funny
12 Nov 2015 | 02:15
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No p @hoyenikky
12 Nov 2015 | 02:17
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@sonshine... Dem bound d sonq... But d sonq still dey top.
12 Nov 2015 | 04:57
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lolzzzzz...
12 Nov 2015 | 05:30
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male or [email protected] vex oo
12 Nov 2015 | 05:31
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@ebube nah
12 Nov 2015 | 05:33
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@ebube;yea d song has already mk name b4 dey bound it,infact d boundin doesn't hav mch effct,cus it came 2 late
12 Nov 2015 | 06:54
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@promzy.. male. in full chidiebube. @sonshine.. . if I shld say.. dey allow d song to make wave b4 dey bound am..
12 Nov 2015 | 18:06
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@ebube ...buh some of your statements says otherwise...
14 Nov 2015 | 02:21
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@promzy.... Hw?... Dont knw
14 Nov 2015 | 07:43
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@ebube..can't really explain
14 Nov 2015 | 09:38
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@ebube
14 Nov 2015 | 09:38
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This is funny..........u fit do dat kind thing @promzy
14 Nov 2015 | 11:50
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14 Nov 2015 | 17:48
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