1)Just when I thought av already heard it all,
Not until dz morning, i hear my neighbor pikin reciting......... A NOUN is a name of any pencil, AMINA plates of Beans...
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Jesus!!! ??
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am still crying sef?
2) Corona Era?....
Best time to get married
No expenses
No reception
No party
No pre photos
Just pay the bride price on MoMo and take ur wife
?????
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3)If a man tells you he’s not like other men,*
my sister ask him if he can give birth.*?????
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4)Thank God i Just Bought iPhone 11 Charger Today,*
*I Will Buy The Phone By Next Year*?? NO HURRY IN MAI LIFE
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5)7**INFECTED VIRUS WARNING!!!!*
if you are experiencing the
following:
1. Headache?
2. Body Pain?
3. Poor eyesight?
4. Difficulty in breathing?
5. High tempered?
6. Always out of mind?
7. Difficulty sleeping?
8. Most of the time in shock?
9. Easily gets mad, can't properly
communicate?
10. Feeling dizzy?
This is not *CORONAVIRUS!*
these are symptoms of a
person with no money!!???
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6)Confusion is when u finally go to church after being absent for a long time & d pastor announces that The Devil is in our midst today
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7)*When i say women are beautiful, I mean those who hustle for themselves...*
*Not you tax collectors*
?????
8)Someone that will take you to church and someone that will take you to Dubai, Who will you follow?*
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*Me: I will go to church in Dubai*?????
9*All deadly diseases actually end with letter A,,,,,,,,,,, Ebola, Malaria, Cholera, Influenza, Corona, Sabina, Philomena, Sandra, Patricia, Stella, vera, Anita, Maria, Christiana
and finally
Gloria.......
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10)As things take dey go for this country now, some graduates won't mind to work as a receptionist for native doctors
??????
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11)Never give up in life. if Abraham can kill Goliath with a stone, Anything is possible ???
#GIVE_UP_NOT
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12) Bros! Bros mi! so Bros you dey complain say that girl left you because you are broke ABI?
Oya Bros make I ask you... You! You like yourself as you no get money?? ehn?
idiot! weekend thunder fire you there! c'mon go and hustle! COW?
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