1.Dear guy if you are sitting next to a beautiful girl in a taxi or bus and she starts smiling at you, don't smile back,i repeat don't smile back until she pays her taxi fare
2:Someone can not dial a wrong number again and Wizkid or Davido will pick,it must be an Hausa man
3:One Gucci pant 25k and you aspect her to sit and close her legs,no way my sister spread it like fart (mess)
4:You can never know the real voice of a girl until she is being chase by a dog
5: I stopped tagging people after she said” stop tagging me and just face ur 2 likes alone”…Some people are Just born with natural wickedness
6:That moment you’re listening to a song through your earphones and singing along with the musician, thinking u have the most beautiful voice in the whole world
Only to remove the earphone and realise u sound like a Frog
Shift le me faint
7:Don’t date girls who close their eyes when they kiss i mean what are they trying to imagine? How to kill you in future? Run oo
8:My sister when u sneeze and your boobs don’t move, you’re a boy
Don’t argue on this It’s in the constitution
9:JAMB Mathematics question will be like;
1.Calculate the surface area of a snake that can swallow # 36million if it’s diameter is 6m?
2. If the snake is from Edo state, how much will it swallow?
2b. If the snake is from Ibadan how much will it swallow?
Chai Comments with ur answers
10:Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is asking a lady for her number in a taxi or bus
11:We need laws that will prohibit restaurants from putting up pictures of food they cannot prepare.
They should stop misleading the public.
12;Fairly used pythons for sale…They can swallow a minimum of 25 million from any bank or office –
Agric one available also. Can swallow 100 million, foreign currency….Even bitcoins
just contact me.
13:am still waiting for the day my pastor will tell the church to do something crazy for God,I will show him how crazy I am because I will just carry the offering box and run
14:it is only in Nigeria that someone will go for a naming ceremony eat, drink and leave without knowing the name of the child
14: Females Love Giving You Hints When They Want Something , ” Bae I Had A Dream You Got Me A Car ” ,
Better Go Back To Sleep & Drive It
15: Life after being forgiven for cheating is hard…You can’t even suggest a new sex position
16:Girls who don’t change their DP often are capable of wearing one pant for 2months.
16:Avoid guyz dat always turn off their cars in every small traffic, sister u will not get even one naira from that relationship.
17:introducing your girlfriend to friends..
Americans:wow she is so cute when are you guys getting married?,
Nigeria:How far?u don nack her
18:fat girls are the most selfish in the world they will sit with a mini skirt and you will see nothing
19:have you eaten, Nigerians relationship can not survive without this question
20i taught I have seen it all until I saw one slay Queen in my street eating eba with hand glove
nobody should hold me o I must faint today
21:imaging that awkward silence when Abraham and Isaac were walking home after he tried to sacrifice him..
Abraham," i love you son"
Isaac"make you no tell me that shit
22:in Nigeria their is always that generator in every street that when it goes off neighbours will shout thank God oo
23: i mistakenly send my Pastor a porn video ten minutes later he replied thank you my son you understand the weather
24:girls name on Facebook
American girl: Adriana Cole
Japanese girl:Natasha jin süng
Nigeria girl: Itz Dah sexy Pweedy Curvy ass chocolate slay Queen is a bae Emprezz*
sister are you ok
25:Never allow you husband to pray silently the idiot might be asking God for a new girlfriend
26:Welcome to Nigeria the only country where people reduced the volume of the T.V to smell if something is burning
27:if you don't know how to laugh better go and learn which one "kikikikikiki" are you starting a generator
28:Dating a slim guy is cool but not until you remove his clothes and discover that he is using belt to hold his boxer
29:Father: take this 500 naira and don't tell your mum..
Akpos:Dad this is unfair mum gave me 1,500 naira when I caught her with the gate man
Akpos papa fall for ground GBOWWSA
30:you can not use Fainting to play with Muslim's before you wake up,Bloom they've buried you
31: dear guys if you want to test the power of a woman try pulling her trouser when she already know that she is wearing a dirty pant she will fight until she dies
32:Am I the only person that sing gospel music when walking in dark road at night
33:the way people make their faces after receiving holy communion you will think that everybody is a nice person,,mtcheee
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34:Dating a short girl is really good but not until you enter bus Dem tell you Oga pls lap your daughter
35:Nigerian goats will be staring at you as if you look familiar,you will even start suspecting your self
36:Some girls will not kill me oo which one is Happy engagement dear more Rings to your finger
37:if not poverty what else will make a Nigerian girl to be arguing that Second hand clothes (Okrika)is better than new one
39:all those people sleeping naked, continue when rat will give you blow job you will understand
40:you will be the most wicked person on earth after reading this post and refuse to like an comment...
Have a pleasant day..
