Once a time, there was a gathering of one American man, one Chinese man & one Nigerian man.
There were arguing during one of their conference meetings & it was started by the American
AMERICAN MAN: Hey! men, do you all know that in my country two weeks after elections we will know the winner.
CHINESE MAN: Born! your peoples own too far, in my country two days after elections we will know the winner.
NIGERIAN MAN: Haa! una own too much oh!, in my kwontri, walahi before elections we have already know the winner.